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Wie sollen russische Dissidenten das Land verlassen, wenn sie nirgendwo rein gelassen werden?
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Gunni
Bassic ist knorke!
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Glückwunsch zum Renteneintritt!
Gunni
Bassic ist knorke!
Danke..... ich richte das meiner Frau aus....
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Mittlerweile weiß man mehr: es handelt sich tatsächlich um einen Fake, allerdings um einen russischen. Mit diesem Ding wollen die Russen belegen – genauer gesagt: eine ihrer Propaganda Websites – dass die armen, armen Russen von den bösen, bösen Menschen im Westen diskriminiert werden. Das ging mal richtig nach hinten los würde ich sagen.
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Sorry, aber das ist kein Witz. Die Versuche dem Mond mit cooler Musik mehr Atmosphäre zu verpassen halten bis heute an. Natürlich haben sich die Musiker und die Musik verändert, leicht jazzig ist es aber noch immer. Hier mal ein Live-Mitschnitt:
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My Bass is on Fire♨
Kein Witz. Eher niedlich.
Hey, wir suchen einen Bassist Keyboard Spieler oder Gitarrist der Singt.
Was solltest du können/haben:
Selbstbewusstsein zum Singen, gut Bass, Keyboard oder Gitarre spielen können, Humor haben und älter als 13 und jünger als 20 sein.
Zu uns:
Wir sind eine Band bisher bestehend aus 2 Personen wir haben Drums und Gitarre und einen Proberaum unsere Musikrichtung ist Rock n Roll der 50er 60er und 70er. Wir orientieren am uns am meisten an Elvis, Chuck Berry, Roy Orbison, Little Richard und den Beatles wir beide sind 15 Jahre alt
Hey, wir suchen einen Bassist Keyboard Spieler oder Gitarrist der Singt.
Was solltest du können/haben:
Selbstbewusstsein zum Singen, gut Bass, Keyboard oder Gitarre spielen können, Humor haben und älter als 13 und jünger als 20 sein.
Zu uns:
Wir sind eine Band bisher bestehend aus 2 Personen wir haben Drums und Gitarre und einen Proberaum unsere Musikrichtung ist Rock n Roll der 50er 60er und 70er. Wir orientieren am uns am meisten an Elvis, Chuck Berry, Roy Orbison, Little Richard und den Beatles wir beide sind 15 Jahre alt
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A group of children were asked questions about the Bible, here are their responses as written by them, including their incorrect spelling to keeps things authentic.
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinness. god got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.
7. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached canada then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of geritol.
12. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
14. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the magna carta.
16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. Paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marraige.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinness. god got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.
7. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached canada then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of geritol.
12. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
14. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the magna carta.
16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. Paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marraige.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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