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Mister Mo
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Achtung, dieser uralte englische Witz gilt nur übermorgen
Mister Mo
Well-Known Member
Und hier ist er in voller Länge, nicht übersetzbar:
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Mister Mo
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Bitte erneut rechnen.
Bass-Sailor
Active Member
Und zwar schriftlich oder an der Tafel für alle Zahlen von 1-9 als Strafarbeit!Bitte erneut rechnen.
Wann immer ich mit einem Italiener mitgefahren bin, hatte er genau so einen Gurt benutzt. Carbon ist natürlich schon cool
So ähnlich sind die dort wohl mit Corons auch verfahren...
Das haben sie in der Schweiz doch schon vor ein paar Wochen gemacht.
Und was hat sich geändert?
liebe grüße
triona
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Gast24869
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...und Chinesen!
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Cadfael
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Cadfael
Waschbär
onkel kasten
A Very Stable Genius
ollo
saitenverkehrt
Jaja, Frauen wollen immer einen Mann mit Humor. Aber wenn sie ihn dann haben, heißt es ständig „Mit dir kann man kein ernsthaftes Wort reden.“
basshenning
Der blaue Bassist...
Sie: "Immer bist du albern. Mir reicht's! Ich lass mich scheiden!"
Er: "Hihi - du hast "Scheide" gesagt."
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