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Papa, hast du gestern im Bett noch eine Weißwurst gegessen?

Nein, wieso?

Weil die Pelle davon noch auf deinem Nachttisch liegt.
 
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Highly condensed sparkling water.
The greatest invention since
man invented drinking.

After four years of intense research, we at PHIPPS -
The Paris Hilton Institute for Plastic Pollution Solutions
are thrilled to announce a revolutionary scientific achievement:
A highly condensed form of water, commercially known as NanoDrop.
This will be the beginning of a new era for humans, sea turtles, oceans,
and all other living creatures on the planet.

Our groundbreaking product will ensure a dramatic decrease
in your carbon footprint while increasing your hydration levels,
regadless of your shape and size.

We are currently at the last stages of pre-release
and will announce official launch details soon.

 
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Vorsicht Realsatire...


ND_landing-logo.png

Highly condensed sparkling water.
The greatest invention since
man invented drinking.

After four years of intense research, we at PHIPPS -
The Paris Hilton Institute for Plastic Pollution Solutions
are thrilled to announce a revolutionary scientific achievement:
A highly condensed form of water, commercially known as NanoDrop.
This will be the beginning of a new era for humans, sea turtles, oceans,
and all other living creatures on the planet.

Our groundbreaking product will ensure a dramatic decrease
in your carbon footprint while increasing your hydration levels,
regadless of your shape and size.

We are currently at the last stages of pre-release
and will announce official launch details soon.
eine einzige 0,5l-pet-flasche enthält dann die wochen-wasserration einer 4-köpfigen familie. bei nur 300kg nettogewicht! highly condensed eben. das spart plastik und rettet die welt, genial!

konnte nur von paris kommen. a highly condensed brain in an almost hollow plastic cranium.
 
war die tussi nicht "erfinderin" von sekt in der dose??? da fragt man sich auch, ob alu oder glas den größeren carbon footprint hat...

http://www.opb.org/news/blog/ecotrope/the-greener-beer-bottles-v-cans/

und das ist anscheinend gar nicht so einfach. sicher ist nur: plastik ist auf gar keinen fall besser.

sorry beate, realsatiere funktioniert nicht. da reg ich mich immer über die dummheit von paris hilton auf.
 

Vorsicht Realsatire...


ND_landing-logo.png

Highly condensed sparkling water.
The greatest invention since
man invented drinking.

After four years of intense research, we at PHIPPS -
The Paris Hilton Institute for Plastic Pollution Solutions
are thrilled to announce a revolutionary scientific achievement:
A highly condensed form of water, commercially known as NanoDrop.
This will be the beginning of a new era for humans, sea turtles, oceans,
and all other living creatures on the planet.

Our groundbreaking product will ensure a dramatic decrease
in your carbon footprint while increasing your hydration levels,
regadless of your shape and size.

We are currently at the last stages of pre-release
and will announce official launch details soon.

Der 1. April ist doch erst übermorgen...
 
Sach ma, BassDi, hast du noch andere Hobbies?


:D
ja, manchmal auch Bass spielen. Aktuell habe ich aber nicht "Hobby" sondern "Krankenschein" :D
Außerdem: Guck mal unter der Rubrik "Mitglieder" und da unter "meiste Beiträge". Es scheint hier noch mehr Bassfreunde mit Krankenschein zu geben.[¦)]
 
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